What's Sadder Than an Over-the-Pants Handy? How about Listening to Pop Punk Emo Songs during the Deed
Ahh, a tradition as old as time. But let's get real, we're living in the 21st century. Isn't it about time we designate certain songs for certain sexual activities? Well we've done just that.
Published 3 years ago in Funny
We've collected the perfect songs for the most special of moments in a young man's life. Whether at a high school football game or the back of your parents' car. The over-the-pants handjob always needs some mood music.
10) My Chemical Romance "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" - You know the real reason I'm not okay? Blue balls.
9) Yellowcard "Ocean Avenue" - "If I could find you now things would get better, you could reach around make my pants wetter!" Those are the lyrics right?
8) Fountains of Wayne "Stacy's Mom" - For when your girl's mom is a more attractive version of her.
7) Taking Back Sunday "You're So Last Summer" - "She said DON'T...Don't let it go to your head."
6) blink-182 "The Rock Show" - Because nothing feels better than getting an over-the-pants handy in the middle of a Warped Tour pit while Blink plays the Hurley stage.
5) Dashboard Confessional "Screaming Infidelities" - Your (pubic) hair is everywhere!!!
4) Hawthorne Heights "Ohio is for Lovers" - Balls so blue, they're thinking about slitting their wrists.
3) Say Anything "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" - If you never messed around to this song, just saying...add it to your bucket list.
2) Simple Plan "Addicted" - If premature ejaculation were a song, it'd be this one.
1) Fall Out Boy "Sugar, We're Goin' Down" - Wishing to be the friction in your jeans indeed...